Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.
DID HE SURVIVE
My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”
I thought this was going to be cissexist and I was pleasantly surprised.
this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day
awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.
friends, not food
I don’t know what he’s doing, but Brendon Urie last night at the APMAS
he’s waiting for someone to close to goddamn door
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??