What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
do u mean excited
Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.
She’s actually crying because the word “moist” makes her so uncomfortable.
I’ve wanted to do an anime redraw for sometime now ; u ;
Straight White Boy Problem #462
my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*
"I got the answer right but then I changed it" -an autobiography
yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING
Someone was really excited to be up there… (X)
The thing I love the most is Dallon showing his moves in the fist gif.
white people who literally just don’t get it: a memoir